Complications of being "me"!

Whether its just me or if every other person around, is possibly going to remain a mystery forever! Oh well anyway................................................

Wasaaaa.....I know, i know, relax will you, i KNOW, all RIGHT m sorry. Life isn't a bed of roses n we all know this. [M glad it isn't a "Bed of Roses". Life wuda sucked. EWWWWWW!!! A "Bed o' fuckin' ROSES" it seems. Who d fuck came up with that trash term anyWAY ?!] Things weren't that cool with me and i was a little low on life u know. I guess tat explains the recent volcanic outpour of the extreme emotions totally devoid of the LEGENDARY humuor this blog is so totally known for. [Fuck you, u fuck face!]. But little did i know that life had different plans for me.
The only reason i ended the previous paragraph with that sentence was to make it sound super dramatic, in fact straight ouuta some wannabe "OOH M SO HOT" autobiography. Anyway!!
For ppl who don't know as yet[Like any1 GIVES a shit! u r an anti-fuckin social pain in the ass u looser!......IS IT REALLY SO??????.....FUCK IT ISS!!!! :-(.....], i got placed with a leading private bank. So yayyyyyyyyyyyy! [Ewwwwww.....GAY!! Gay like the epitomy of being gay, u gay motherfucker. I profusely apologise for that effeminate expression of joy!]

*Some more volcanic eruptions soon guys:-(

cheers mohit:-)