Complications of being "me"!

Whether its just me or if every other person around, is possibly going to remain a mystery forever! Oh well anyway................................................

Wasaaaa.....I know, i know, relax will you, i KNOW, all RIGHT m sorry. Life isn't a bed of roses n we all know this. [M glad it isn't a "Bed of Roses". Life wuda sucked. EWWWWWW!!! A "Bed o' fuckin' ROSES" it seems. Who d fuck came up with that trash term anyWAY ?!] Things weren't that cool with me and i was a little low on life u know. I guess tat explains the recent volcanic outpour of the extreme emotions totally devoid of the LEGENDARY humuor this blog is so totally known for. [Fuck you, u fuck face!]. But little did i know that life had different plans for me.
The only reason i ended the previous paragraph with that sentence was to make it sound super dramatic, in fact straight ouuta some wannabe "OOH M SO HOT" autobiography. Anyway!!
For ppl who don't know as yet[Like any1 GIVES a shit! u r an anti-fuckin social pain in the ass u looser!......IS IT REALLY SO??????.....FUCK IT ISS!!!! :-(.....], i got placed with a leading private bank. So yayyyyyyyyyyyy! [Ewwwwww.....GAY!! Gay like the epitomy of being gay, u gay motherfucker. I profusely apologise for that effeminate expression of joy!]

*Some more volcanic eruptions soon guys:-(

cheers mohit:-)

Answer me!

Why the hell is it so dam easy to turn evil n why the hell does it feel SO bloody good??? N the worst thing about it is the disgusting truth that being nice fuckin sucks. All that you have seen, absorbed n "apparently" learnt sort of gets completely turned around n u feel lost, like forever. And no matter how much u try n runaway from the fulcrum of this it seems like its every dam where.
Somewhere deep you do realize that being like this (evil) solves all the problems n makes world a paradise where you live, rule and do as u wish! But there's deeper to look n MUCH more to realize! The deeper u go (Fall!), more confusing it gets. You do what you do not want to and in the process, shit hits the roof. Everything seems fragile and vulnerable. But everything still remains rigid and you feel SO helplessly soft that nothing feels right or wrong. All seems unreal and unbelievable. Answer me!

I dont know how to drive!

What is it that drives me? But am i driven AT ALL?!? I think i do! Oh Fuck m BEING driven!! Why m i stuck in the midst of this life sucking, mind-chewing something that is so bizarre that in spite of its non-existence it holds me by every single strand of hair on my fucking head, pulls me, pushes me, lifts me, drops me, kicks me..FUCKS me n takes me to some place where i don't fucking know whether i wish to ( Need to????....My Testicles!!) go or not.
Why the fuck is this happening?? Well, I don't know! do i care?? I don't want to but FUCK (Fuck, fuck, fuck) I do!! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuckkk you! Get the fuck out.
Why has the world decimated into this infinitesimally small cubical room that has thousands of tiny swords protruding from each of the 6 faces perpendicularly. Now wats even more peculiar is the even more ridiculous thing about the swords that they are being controlled by the non-existent entity and shoving them right through my ears, eyes, throat n even my asshole. Oh Fuck! It doesn't ache.It just irritates beyond descripion. Its raping me beyond saviour.
I know whatever i've written is possibly a bunch a bullshit in terms of sanity. It defies logic, behaviourial or otherwise. But if u know me you would REALLY know what the fuck m talkin about. May be u do but the pain in the throat is that "I" don't. I honestly do NOT. { U dumb little fuck I mean i don't know myself and i don't know why!}