"Are you sure it was 4am, I mean, which moron would want to break into your house at that godforsaken hour of the day."

Are you taking the piss exactly 2 hours past the godly hour you are referring to, when my house, however under-furnished, got broken into! That is not public service.

"Yes, I think, pretty much around that time. Look Man...eh...Sir, I am least concerned about why would that shit want to break in early on in the morning, all I really care for is my notebook. Fuck this shit! Sir, that notebook had material of national consequence written all over it. If you do not find it soon enough, all of us, including you and your mother in law are in for some intense lifestyle change."