The latest development in a far flung(/lame arse/poor) nation in africa where One Hundred Thousand Crore people willingly drank gallons of petrol to prove nothing at all, the sole earthly justification found dates back to September the 2nd, 1986. Wonder what happened?!
Sri Lankan army chief suspects America of running a factory that produces "Weapons of Mass Destruction" in Connecticut. They have plans of bombing Connecticut and its neighboring states (Just in case!) with ANYthing they can get their hands on. The concerned American consulate general in Sri Lanka finally broke his silence on this critical ( Don't we have enough black people already!) issue and has made some absurd connection with the AS critical issue of One Hundred Thousand Crore Africans (Now ALL shades of black have gone nuts!) drinking themselves silly.
Shahid Afridi in a smashing revelation has expressed his support for the Americans in the "War for peace" against Sri Lankans. "Hamare yahan Sri Lankan drame chaltey hain". "Hamarey Sri Lankan filmstar bhai Salmanveera kumarachanndrasilva kya oondha naachtey hain". "Hum aaj bhi das sir waale Ram ko raakshas bulatey hain". "World Cup humne aaj nahin 1986 mein haara tha, September mein."
Sonia Gandhi decides to sell Taj Mahal to Italian Prime Minister's step daughter's private Cobbler. The Cobbler has said the brokerage was paid in 1986, he wants it NOW.
A poor(/unrequired) boy in Lucknow fell into a gutter this January. Died immediately. The Pin code of the area was 1986.
A fading Bollywood Superstar fucked his dog. In his defense he said, "Its MY BITCH". The dog was born in 1986.
Yes. I fucked up.
